Don't You Hate It When...

• ... stupid health shows say, "Replace those french fries with carrot sticks; the latter is not only healthy but as tasty!"?
• ...you are forced to ping people, on your chat list, who you never talk to, only because the one you want to talk to isn't online (or isn't responding!)?
• ...you log onto Facebook for updates and the only update is a Farmville request?
• ...you know the answers to all the questions that the professor asks in class except to the one she/he asks you?
• ...the biscuit that you're dipping in your cuppa refuses to soften, but the when you hold it in a micro second longer, it disintegrates into that steaming hot beverage, that was your only hope to refreshment?
• ...the only conversation opener, that people you meet can think of is, 'Hey...you've lost weight!'?
• ...the guy/gal you have a crush on, bunks the lecture, that you forced yourself to attend?
• ...your boss insults you and you cannot say a word in retaliation?
• ...you yawn, opening your mouth so wide, and a handsome/pretty guy/gal ends up seeing your tonsils?
• ...you're friend eats up the wafer flower on your birthday cake and all you can do is smile?
• ...you finish taking a dump and realise the water connection has been cut?
• ...the soap, while you're bathing, slips out of your hand and falls into the WC?
• ...you're on a diet, eating a salad, and the hot chic/hunk across the table, is gorging on a burger?
• ...the movie that you so wanted to watch, in the theater, begins, and you realise that you've forgotten your spectacles at home?
• ...you finish relishing pani puri at the thelaa and realise that all you have a Rs 500 note in your pocket.
• ...you come back home, after a date, and look into the mirror to find out, that your nose is displaying its contents?
• ...only the people, who are seated away, from where you're standing, in the bus, seem to want to get off?
• ...it's a rainy day and someone stamps your foot, in the train, with their mucky sandals?
• ...you send the message that you typed for your friend, to your professor?
• ...you reach the end of your article, and realise that it sucks, but you don't have the patience to modify it?